Recession is coming

Recession is coming... make your own judgment, don't panic! Do what is wise.
The recession looks very eminent. It is really time to take pro active steps to avoid a painful time in the next two years which is how long the is expected to last.
Suggestions:
1. Don't take any loans; buy homes, properties with loans, or even cash. Keep as much cash as possible.
2. Pay off as much of personal loans, private loans, as debt collection will be hastened.
3. Sell any stocks you can even at lower prices.
4. Take money off from Trust Funds.
5. Don't believe in huge sales forecast from customers, be extremely prudent, lowest inventories, reduce liabilities.
6. Don't invest in new capital.
7. If you are selling homes/ properties/ cars, do it now, when you can get good prices, they are going to fall.
8. Don't invest in new business proposals.
9. Cancel holiday plans using credit cards.
10. Don't change jobs, as companies will retrench based on 'last in first out'.
Stay cool, wait, and if you took all of the above actions and more, you probably will be better off then many.
This is not a rumor.
Bear Stearns is the first of many banking and financial institutions that will start falling in the not too future. If Bear Stearns can fall, so can JP Morgan, Citibank, HSBC, and the whole world. US economy falls, the rest will crumble.
India and all those self economies will be the most protected, but not gullible.
Europe may be a little stronger, but not China, another giant place!
Malaysia will see significant impact.

One Big Market

2008 has been a year of events , a global economic crisis was suggested by several important indicators of economic downturn worldwide.

These included high oil prices, which led to both high food prices (due to a dependence of food production on petroleum, as well as using food as an alternative to petroleum) and global inflation; a substantial credit crisis leading to the bankruptcy of large and well established investment banks as well as commercial banks in various nations around the world; increased unemployment; and the possibility of a global recession.

Lehman Brothers was wiped out and AIG and ML got near about crashed.

Sensex Crashed and people lost jobs..

The world looked as if it has become a one big market where almost everyone involved directly or indirectly. Strangely that's the truth of the day.

15 Pointer in Indian History

1947: Independence and Partition
Muslim refugees crowd onto a train near New Delhi during the bloody Partition of Hindu-majority India and Muslim-majority Pakistan. Some 15 million people are displaced and an estimated 500,000 killed in the savage violence sparked by Britain's division of its former colony.

1952: Towards Socialism
The Congress Party, headed by India's first Prime Minister, Jawaharlal Nehru, triumphs in the young nation's first general election. Nehru establishes a five-year plan for agricultural reform, committing India to a socialist path to development.

1962: India vs. China
Reinforcements head to the front after China steamrolls India's unprepared defenses, seizing a chunk of Kashmir that it holds to this day. The defeat is a dark moment in India's young history and a political blow from which Nehru never recovers. Battling ill health, he dies two years later.

1965: The Second Kashmir War
Housewives and students take target practice in Dhaka, East Pakistan (now Bangladesh), responding to a government call to arms during India and Pakistan's second major conflict over the disputed Kashmir region. The Second Kashmir War ends indecisively with a U.N.-mandated ceasefire.

1971: Independence for Bangladesh
Indian troops are hailed as liberators as they enter Dhaka, East Pakistan, during India and Pakistan's third major conflict. The war ends with a decisive Indian victory and statehood for East Pakistan, which becomes known as Bangladesh.

1975: The Emergency
Beset by growing political disorder, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi, Nehru's daughter, declares emergency rule. Thousands are detained during India's flirtation with authoritarianism, but the experiment is short-lived: the Emergency is lifted in 1977 and subsequent elections sweep Gandhi and the Congress Party out of power.

1983: A Win for India
India wins the Cricket World Cup for the first and only time in the cricket-obsessed nation's history, beating tournament favorites West Indies in the final.

1984: Gandhi Assassinated
Indira Gandhi, returned to power in 1980, is killed by her own Sikh bodyguards, leading to anti-Sikh riots in Delhi where thousands die. She is cremated by her son Rajiv (second from left) and daughter-in- law Sonia (in sunglasses) รข€” a Prime Minister and future head of the Congress Party, respectively.

1992: The Destruction of the Babri Masjid
Far-right Hindu activists raze a 16th-century mosque, the Babri Masjid, in Ayodhya, Uttar Pradesh, claiming it had been erected on top of a Hindu temple. The destruction sparks religious riots throughout India.

1998: A New Nuclear Power
With its new Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee (third from left) in attendance, India shocks the world by detonating a nuclear weapon beneath the remote Thar Desert on May 11; two weeks later, Pakistan replies with a weapons test of its own. The prospect of two antagonistic nuclear powers on the subcontinent raises fears of nuclear war, especially after India and Pakistan clash again over Kashmir less than a year later.

2002: Gujurat Burns
After a train carrying Hindu pilgrims is allegedly set on fire by Muslims, a brutal backlash in the western state of Gujarat results in the deaths of nearly a thousand people. The riots, carried live on television nationwide, spark an outcry against the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), whose officials in Gujarat are accused of being complicit in the violence.

2003: The World's Back Office
India's fourth-quarter GDP growth hits double-digits, thanks to bumper crops and growth in IT and outsourcing. The 10.4% rate is the fastest among emerging nations.

2004: New Faces and Old
Under Sonia Gandhi, the Italian-born widow of former Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi, a resurgent Congress Party sweeps the ruling BJP out of power. Manmohan Singh, a former Finance Minister who spearheaded India's economic reforms, is appointed Prime Minister.

2007: The Sky's the Limit
In early July, the Bombay Stock Exchange Sensex Index eclipses the 15,000 mark for the first time. The milestone means India's markets have soared fivefold in five years.

2008: Nuclear Deal with US
In the month of Oct 2008 PM Manmohan Singh signed the very Special Nuclear Deal with US and other countries also followed. A significant deal for India.

Serial blasts rock Delhi

Serial blasts rock Delhi

An Ambulance carrying wounded people drives away following a blast at connaught place in central New Delhi. (AFP Photo)
People carry an injured woman after a bomb explosion in New Delhi. (AP Photo)

Bomb explosion rock Barakhambha road in New Delhi. (AP Photo)

A security official inspects a blast site in New Delhi. (AFP Photo)
A man lies on the road, after a bomb explosion in New Delhi. (AP Photo)
Five explosions rocked three crowded markets in Delhi on Saturday evening, leaving at least 18 people dead.
The blasts at Ghaffar market in Karol Bagh, Connaught Place and Greater Kailash (M-block) took place in a quick succession, police said.
The first blast took place at Ghaffar market in which at least 20 people were injured. They were rushed to nearby RML Hospital.
Immediately after that, two explosions took place in Connaught Place in which at least 10 people were injured.
Another explosion rocked M-Block market in Greater Kailash-I.
The impact of the blasts in Karol Bagh could be gauged by the fact that an auto was thrown up and got caught in the electrical wires.
Senior Police officials including Joint Commissioner of Police Karnail Singh rushed to the spot in the central district and were assessing the situation.
SIMI has claimed responsibility for the blasts and has termed them as 'Operation Bad'.
Earlier, in an email to media organisations, Indian Mujahideen, the terror outfit that had claimed responsibility for the July 26 Ahmedabad blasts, said it had carried out the serial blasts in Delhi. It threatened that there would be nine blasts in all.
Sarojini Nagar market, scene of the pre-Diwali eve blasts in 2005, in which more than 60 people were killed, has been evacuated.

What is happening..? Why does the Terrorist gain from killing Innocent people. This is real BAD (Bangalore,Ahmadabad,Delhi).

Working LHC produces first images


Protons have made their first complete lap of the world’s most powerful accelerator to cheers and high fives from assembled physicists.

At 1025 (local time) scientists sent a single beam of protons in a clockwise direction around the full 27 kilometres of the Large Hadron Collider at the CERN laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland.

The journey began at 0930 when LHC project leader Lyn Evans and his team launched protons into the ring. Progress was made in short steps of a few kilometres, so that physicists could learn how to steer the beam, which is travelling at 99.9998% the speed of light.

Steering particles

The LHC's tunnel is filled with absorbing devices call collimators, which block the beam every few kilometres. Evans and his team removed the collimators one by one when they were sure that they could steer the protons precisely.

The machine worked better than anyone expected. It took only 55 minutes for physicists to steer beams around the full 27km, and the LHC worked on its first go, far better than anyone dared to hope.

Earlier Evans said that he did not know how long it would take his team to circulate the beam.

"It took us 12 hours to circulate a beam around the Large Electron Positron Collider," says Evans. The LEP Collider was the LHC's predecessor that was shut down in 2000.

Giant freezer

Physicists working on two of the giant experiments – CMS and ATLAS – have seen sprays of particles in their detectors as protons smashing into the collimators next to the detectors (see image, top right).

The day was not without its dramas, however. During the night, part of the cryogenic system that keeps the ring chilled to 1.9 kelvin (just above absolute zero) failed.

The ring has to be cold for the powerful magnets to work. Physicists managed to fix the problem overnight and started the day's tests on schedule.

Evans hopes initially to circulate the beams many times in the clockwise direction. The team will attempt to repeat the test later today, but sending protons around in the opposite direction.

However, it will be several weeks before physicists accelerate two proton beams travelling in opposite directions to their full energy of 7 teraelectronvolts, and smash them head on.

Large Hadron Collider (LHC)


The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world's largest particle accelerator complex, lying in a 17-mile loop under the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva. Its main purpose is to explore the validity and limitations of the Standard Model, the current theoretical picture for particle physics.

The collider is currently undergoing commissioning. Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out August 8-11, 2008. The first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for September 10, 2008. The first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after October 21, 2008 (so, if any, Oct. 21 will the date to be be concerned, not Sept. 10).

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Though I am not a physicist, and do not claim to understand half of what's been written about the LHC, a number of very intelligent scientists say that any strange effects (black holes, antimatter, etc.) should be miniscule and short-lived. That said, scientists have been wrong before, so I'll be hiding under my desk.

October 17 2008

October 17 2008 , A Normal day.. Well think again!


According to many reports and scientific research it may have the sun rise continuously for 36 hrs (1.5 days). During this time the US countries will be dark for 1.5 days. Strange but might be true.
It will convert 3 days into 2 big days. It will happen once in 2400 yrs.

According to Wiki Oct 17 has always been eventful (WIKI)

I feel it is a hoax. I never saw the 27th August Moon Mars (Double Moon).

For it to happen just for the day, the Earth would need to slow down its rate of spin. Not possible for a body as massive as the Earth, without destroying itself as the energy from angular momentum changes so abruptly.

Well whatever will happen I will love to witness as it happens once in 24oo yrs ;we have already seen one happen some 2400 yr back ......

Food Shortage? Try rats, says Indian state government

Found this Article on the net. Couldn't believe it ...


PATNA, India (Reuters) - A state government in eastern Indian is encouraging people to eat rats in an effort to battle soaring food prices and save grain stocks.

Authorities in Bihar, one of India's poorest states, are asking rich and poor alike to switch to eating rats in a bid to reduce the dependence on rice. They even plan to offer rats on restaurant menus.

"Eating of rats will serve twin purposes -- it will save grains from being eaten away by rats and will simultaneously increase our grain stock," Vijay Prakash, an official from the state's welfare department, told Reuters.

Officials say almost 50 percent of India's food grains stocks are eaten away by rodents in fields or warehouses.

Jitan Ram Manjhi, Bihar's caste and tribe welfare minister, said rat meat was a healthy alternative to expensive rice or grains, and should be eaten by one and all.

"We are very serious to implement this project since the food crisis is turning serious day by day," Manjhi, who has eaten rats, told Reuters.

In Bihar, rat meat is already eaten by Mushars, a group of lower caste Hindus, as well as poorer sections of society.

(Writing by Melanie Lee; Editing by Paul Tait)

World Inflation



The Cartoon explains it all....

The world will end in 2012

Several experts from across the globe are predicting that the earth is likely to end by the year 2012. The reason could be a human effect or natural disaster. From Chinese theories to scientific predictions the most likely date is the year 2012.
SCIENTIFIC EXPERTS from around the world are predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well come to an end. Some are saying it’ll be humans that would set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who would press the stop button. The following are some likely arguments as to why the world would end by the year 2012.

Reason one: Mayan calendar

The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things -- building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.

Reason two: Sun storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

Reason three: The atom smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically, its a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

Reason four: The Bible says it

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

Reason five: Super volcano

Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple -- it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

Reason six: The physicists

This one’s case of bog -- simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the numbers. They’ve determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming that their calculations prove that we’re all going to die, very soon. They are also saying that their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 per cent; and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

Reason seven: Earth’s magnetic field

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so -- and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.



First Individual Gold Medal

The final shot from Abhinav Bindra's rifle may not have been heard outside the packed hall in the Beijing Shooting Range Complex on Monday morning. But its bang was loud enough to lift the spirit of a billion-plus Indians back home. ( Watch )

No individual gold has mattered so much to so many people in the history of Olympics. It was a medal for Abhinav; it was redemption for India. Never again will anyone be able to point a smug, sardonic finger and say: "No Indian is good enough to win an individual Olympic gold."

Hockey's eight gold medals notwithstanding, the last coming 28 years ago, this is the first time that an Indian has won an individual gold since modern Olympics started in 1896. There is no greater joy than listening to the sound of the national anthem on the world's biggest stage.

NASA Brings Total Eclipse of the Sun to the Masses

Photo of 1995 solar eclipse
This photograph shows the total solar eclipse of Oct. 24, 1995, as seen from Dundlod, India.
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Save the date Aug. 1, 2008, to watch a total eclipse of the sun. NASA Television will share this stunning visual treat with observers around the world in a live streaming webcast, thanks to a partnership with the University of California at Berkeley and the Exploratorium.

On August 1, a total solar eclipse will be visible in parts of Canada, northern Greenland, the Arctic, central Russia, Mongolia, and China. The eclipse will sweep across Earth in a narrow path that begins in Canada’s northern province of Nunavut and ends in northern China’s Silk Road region at sunset.

Watch NASA TV’s streaming live webcast of the event from 6 a.m. (EST) until 11 a.m. (EST). The eclipse coverage is part of the Sun-Earth Day celebration, an annual event that strives to share the many ways in which the sun interacts with Earth and the other planets in our solar system.

An eclipse of the sun occurs when the moon passes directly between Earth and the sun. When the moon’s shadow falls on Earth, people within that shadow see the moon block a portion of the sun’s light.

The moon’s shadow has two parts, an umbra and a penumbra. The umbra is the “inner” part of the moon’s shadow. The penumbra is the moon’s faint “outer” shadow.

During a total solar eclipse, like the one that takes place August 1, the moon appears to cover all of the sun for observers located in the moon’s umbral shadow, also known as the “path of totality.” Those viewing the eclipse from the moon’s penumbral shadow see the moon cover a portion of the sun.

At the moment of totality, when the sun is totally obscured by the moon’s shadow, the sun’s outer atmosphere, called the solar corona, becomes visible. It’s a seldom-seen sight coveted by experienced eclipse watchers and an awe-inspiring vision for first-time viewers. The solar corona extends farther than 620,000 miles from the sun’s visible surface and reaches temperatures up to 2 million degrees.

Be sure to catch the event August 1 on NASA TV’s streaming live webcast and celebrate this magnificent sight, courtesy of our nearest neighbors, the sun and moon.

It will begin at 4:03 pm in Delhi. It will last for about two hours with maximum impact at 5.02 pm. In the rest of the country, the partial eclipse will be visible a few minutes later.

So make sure you see it online or offline.. :)

You can see now ... http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/

Rama Setu: a man-made structure

Rama Setu: a man-made structure

Rama Setu has two dimensions. One is a geological feature, almost like a collapsed canyon below the ocean. The other is a structure clearly evidenced by bore-well studies, built between two layers of sediments. This built structure is the bridge, the setu. Setu in all bharatiya languages means: artificial bund. Hence the name Setubandha. The English word ‘bund’ comes from the bharatiya word ‘bandha’. In Kambaramayana in Tamil there is a separate sarga titled Setubanda padalam. The construction is described vividly in 85 s’lokas by Valmiki and also in sculptures of Prambanan, Indonesia. The earlier sarga also refers to Rama unleashing an arrow which strikes a volcano and tsunami erupts. Hence, the geological fact of mannar volcanics found in the Rama Setu region. There are coral reefs only west, south-west of Rama Setu and NOT in the Bay of Bengal Park Straits side. This demonstrates that the geological feature was a divide between two seas of the Hindumahaasaagar, Indian Ocean.

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‘Adam’s Bridge a man-made structure’

July 31, 2007 Reportage: Shobha Warrier | Photographs: Sreeram Selvaraj

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http://specials.rediff.com/news/2007/jul/31slid2.jpg Image: Dr Badrinarayanan feels the Sethu Samudram Project could pose a threat to corals in the region.

http://specials.rediff.com/news/2007/jul/31slid3.jpg Image: An ancient map charts the original route of the Ram Sethu.

http://specials.rediff.com/news/2007/jul/31slid4.jpg Image: The presence of loose sand substantiates the stand that the Ram Sethu is not natural.

http://specials.rediff.com/news/2007/jul/31slid5.jpg Image: Photographs of the Adam’s Bridge taken by NASA.

http://specials.rediff.com/news/2007/jul/31slid6.jpg Image: Dr Badrinarayanan underlines the need for a comprehensive study before progressing ahead with the project.

In our series on Ram Sethu and the Sethu Samudram Canal project, we had earlier interviewed world-renowned tsunami expert Dr Tad S Murty and Dr Kalyanaraman, a researcher on the subject.

This time, we discuss the feasibility of the project with Geologist Dr Badrinarayanan.

Dr Badrinarayanan was former director of the Geological Survey of India. He was also former coordinator of the survey division of the National Institute of Ocean Technology, Ministry of Earth Science, in Chennai.

As a geologist who has done studies on the geological aspects of the area where Sethu Samudram Canal Project is being undertaken, Dr.Badrinarayanan puts forth some interesting findings on the area in an interview to Shobha Warrier.

As a geologist, how do you describe Ram Sethu? Is it a man-made structure or natural formation?

It is not a natural formation; the top portion of it appears to be a man-made structure. To understand what I am saying from the geological point of view, you have to get to know several things.

What is known as Adam’s Bridge is originally a natural grade divide separating the Bay of Bengal and the Indian Ocean to the south. So, the geological aspects are different on either side.

About 18,000 years ago, we had Ice age when the sea level was lower by 130 metres than what it is now. Due to de-glaciation, the sea level rose.

Around 7,300 years back, there was major flooding and the sea level rose to 4 metres more than what it is today. This has been verified by several researchers throughout the world. But the bridge that connects India and Sri Lanka is different; it is not just a sand dune.

Have studies been done on this particular phenomenon?

We (Geological Survey of India) were asked to carry out surveys for locating the Sethu Samudram Canal project by the project authorities in 2004-05.

Any startling revelations?

When we reached near Adam’s Bridge, there was sudden rise in the land level. From about 10-12 metre, it rose one metre to half a metre. So, our vessel could not go and survey the area. In some areas, we did survey using small boats.

The northern side of Adam’s Bridge is the rough Palk Bay, which is prone to periodic cyclonic storms, and the tranquil southern side is the Gulf of Mannar, which is unpolluted and pristine.

Corals grew in the tranquil Gulf of Mannar but not in the turbulent Palk Bay as they grow only in tranquil waters. There are about 21 islands full of corals in the Gulf of Mannar side but not even a single coral on the northern side of Adam’s Bridge.

I would say no proper geological survey was done in the area. Normally before any major engineering project, GSI conducts engineering geological study, geological study, geo tectonic study, seismic study, etc so that we will know whether the project is safe or not.

You mean no such studies were done before this project?

Earlier, GSI had done some drilling but only at the deeper level of about 180-200 metres, but they have not mentioned anything about what was happening at the top portion.

We did a study from NIOT on our own connecting between Rameswaram and the international waters. We did around 10 bore holes along the Adam’s Bridge alignment. Four of the bore holes were along the islands (where sands go on shifting) and six in the water.

Everywhere, after top 6 metres, we found marine sands on top and below that was a mixed assemblage of corals, calcareous sand stones, and boulder like materials. Surprisingly below that up to 4-5 metres, again we found loose sand and after that, hard formations were there.

How do you explain the presence of loose sand?

It shows the structure is not natural. I will explain. Corals are found only on rocks and such hard surfaces. Here, below the corals and boulders, we are getting loose sand, which means it is not natural.

And, on top of the loose sand, which was formed when the sea level was low, our divers found boulders. Boulders normally occur on land and they are a typical riverine character.

Does that mean the boulders were brought there from somewhere?

That is exactly what I am saying. The boulders are not in-situ. They are not a marine local formation. We feel somebody dumped the boulders to use it as a causeway. The boulders on top of the loose sand are transported to that place. As they are found above loose sand, it is quite obvious that they were brought and dumped there by somebody.

How old were the boulders?

I told you earlier that 7,300 years ago, sea level was 4 metres above what it is today. In Rameswaram, Pamban, Tuticorin, etc, we see old corals on the land, and they are not raised by any geological process. It happened because sea level was higher (at the time they were formed). We did dating on them and found that they are 7,300 years old.

From 7,300 to 5,800 years ago, the sea level was high. From 5,800 to 5,400 years ago, the sea level was low. Again, from 5,400 to 4,000, the sea level was higher by 2 metres than what it is today. That is why we are getting two sets of corals at two levels. Dr P K Bannerji has carried out a lot of studies on the raised corals and his papers have appeared in reputed international scientific journals. His arguments are backed by very good scientific data.

So, either between 5,800 to 5,400 years ago, or (some time since) 4,000 years ago, somebody appeared to have brought all the boulders and dumped them there. All the aerial pictures show that Adam’s Bridge is 2 to 3 kilometres wide. On the eastern side, it is high. So, anyone could take advantage of the raised portion and must have dumped these boulders so that he could cross the bridge.

How do the boulders look, and from what were they made?

The shape of the boulders and the type of material clearly indicate that this is a man-made structure. We saw similar rocks on Rameswaram islands and also in Pamban. On either side of the railway bridge, you can see these formations as well as the raised corals. There are indications of quarrying also there.

All these things lead us to believe that 2 to 2.5 metres of packed rubble or material appears to be a modern day causeway. For 30 km, nobody dumps materials like that. Obviously, it was dumped to use it to cross the sea. Moreover, they are compact and light.

It is also quite obvious that the boulders were used to cross over because in all the bore holes we made in the entire stretch of Adam’s Bridge, we saw the same material. It appears like a rock-filled structure.

If it is a geological phenomenon, you will find the oldest formation below and the newer ones on top. I would rather call it an anthropogenic (pertaining to the effect of human beings on the natural world) causeway rather than a bridge.

What else have you learnt from the studies you have conducted along Ram Sethu?

We have found that geologically and geotectonically, this area is very sensitive. Many people are not aware of it. All around the north, there are spots where there is very high temperature below. When we drilled, we encountered hot springs of 60 to 70 degrees Celsius.

Whenever there are earthquakes in Sri Lanka, we get the vibrations in the Indian side also. That means a major fault is running there and it is very sensitive. This area is also known to have earth quakes and they had happened one or two centuries back. To the north and the south, there are indications of old volcanoes.

Because of these hot springs and presence of volcanic zones, do you feel if disturbed, it will affect the equilibrium of the entire area?

What you said is correct. That is why, before venturing into anything, you have to make a comprehensive study. This area has attained some sort of equilibrium over many centuries, and all the drilling and blasting of rocks may activate the fault and may trigger seismic activity or earth quakes.

It may also trigger other events, which may be very detrimental. That is because the hot water from the north, which is blocked by the Adam’s Bridge, will come to the south and will disturb the coral islands. The result will be the destruction of the corals.

Not only that, whenever there is a major tsunami or cyclones in the Bay of Bengal, it is blocked by the so called bridge. Out of 18 depressions in the Bay of Bengal at least six turn into cyclones.

When we interviewed the tsunami expert Dr Tad S Murty, he said if not for the bridge, the entire southern part of Kerala would have been affected badly.

Yes, it would have completely affected the entire south India. We were the people who suggested it. We had done a study, of course not knowing tsunami is coming, and felt the structure will prevent the Tuticorin area, the southern part of Kerala and all the coral islands from getting affected.

The calm tranquil water in the Gulf of Mannar full of coral islands is because it is protected all around. Why do you want to destroy it when nature has blessed you with something so beautiful? This is the first declared marine national park in the country.

Another point I want to make is, some dams trigger earth quakes. There is a possibility it can happen here also. So, it is prudent on part of the government to study all these aspects before taking a major decision.

Do you feel the construction of Sethu Samudram project was initiated in a hurry without conducting proper study?

I think so. This portion is not like any sand dune. This is a very sensitive heat flowing area. I feel the Geological Survey of India should be asked to do a survey.

Was the Geological Survey of India not asked to do a study on this project?

No. Nobody has carried out any survey at all. We only did a survey to locate the alignment. So, but what is needed is a comprehensive study.

What has been formed over centuries by nature cannot be disturbed. In foreign countries, even a hundred-year-old structure is preserved and this looks like it is thousands of years old. No doubt such a canal is essential but not at the cost of nature. We are definitely for progress but our progress should be sustainable.

http://specials.rediff.com/news/2007/jul/31slid1.htm

Bomb Blasts in India

Following is a chronology of some recent major bomb blasts in the country:

  • July 25,2008: Seven Blast in Bangalore in a span of 15 minutes leaving 1 woman dead.
  • May 13, 2008: Eight blasts rock Jaipur in a span of 12 minutes leaving 65 dead and over 150 injured.
  • January 2008: Terrorist attack on Central Reserve Police Force camp in Rampur kills eight.
  • October 2007: 2 killed in a blast inside Ajmer Sharif shrine during Ramadan, in Rajasthan.
  • August 2007: 32 dead, 35 hurt in Hyderabad 'terror' strike.
  • May 2007: A bomb at Mecca mosque in Hyderabad kills 11 people.
  • February 19, 2007: Two bombs explode aboard a train bound from India to Pakistan, burning to death at least 66 passengers, most of them Pakistanis.
  • September 2006: 30 dead and 100 hurt in twin blasts at a mosque in Malegaon, Maharashtra.
  • July 2006: Seven bombs on Mumbai's trains kill over 200 and injure 700 others.
  • March 2006: Twin bombings at a train station and a temple in Varanasi kill 20 people.
  • October 2005: Three bombs placed in busy New Delhi markets a day before Diwali kill 62 people and injure hundreds.

Telectroscope Connects New York & London

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The Telectroscope was built by artist/inventor Paul St. George and connects New York and London via a massive tunnel you can look through and see out the other end.

"The Telectroscope started off as a totally unintentional hoax in the 1870s," explains St George, who is the leading expert on this forgotten backwater of Victorian technology. "It came about through an error. A French editor misread a report about the invention of a thing called the Electroscope - which is all to do with static electricity - and called it a Telectroscope. He also misinterpreted its purpose. "The fascinating thing is that his misunderstanding of what it did - to communicate face to face over a vast distance - really caught fire.

Needless to say there is no such massive tunnel. The end portals were just made to look like they're heading through the earth. In actuality, they're connected via "fiber optic cabling, and an HD camera and projector on either end provide live streaming video. But who really cares, you can still look in one end of this device in New York and see out the other in London. You'll find one end next to the Brooklyn Bridge, and the other across the pond, next to Tower Bridge."

I've got to admit, it's a pretty neat art piece.

So yeah, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND EVERYONE! Have fun and be safe. But not too safe (the firework war is still a go).

A couple more pictures of the thing after the jump.

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TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus. : How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALLTHE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

Happy Holi....

Feel the Holi... Song for you..

I miss good old days!



When Gulli-Danda & Kanche (marbles) were more popular than cricket.
When we always had friends to play aais-paais (I Spy), chhepan-chhepai
& pitthoo anytime ...


When we desperately waited for 'Yeh Jo Hai
Jindagi
' (Doordarshan serial)


When chitrahaar, vikram-baitaal, Dada Daadi Ki Kahaniyaan were so fulfilling.
When there was just one Tv in every five houses and...
When Bisleris were not sold in the trains and we were worrying if papas will get back into the train in time or not when they were getting down at stations to fill up the water bottle ...


When we were going to bed by 9.00pm sharp except for the 'Yeh Jo Hai Jindagi' day ...
When Holis & Diwalis meant mostly hand-made pakwaans and sweets and moms seeking our help while preparing them ...

When Maths teachers were not worried of our Mummies and papas while slapping/beating us ...
When we were exchanging comics and stamps and Chacha-Chaudaris & Billus were our heroes ...
When we were in Nanihaals every summer and loved flying kites and plucking and eating unripe mangoes and leechies ...
When one movie every Sunday evening on television was more than asked for and ' ek do teen chaar' and 'Rajani' inspired us ...


When 50 paisa meant at least 10 toffees ...
When left over pages of the last years notebooks were used for rough work or even fair work ...
When 'Chelpark' and 'Natraaj' were encouraged against 'Reynolds
& family' ...


When the first rain meant getting drenched and playing in water and mud and making 'kaagaj ki kishtis' ...


When there were no phones to tell friends that we will be at their homes at six in the evening ...


When our parents always had 15 paise blue colored 'Antardesis' and 5 paise machli wale stamps at home ...


When we remembered tens of jokes and were not finding 'ice-cream & papa' type jokes foolish enough to stop us from laughing ...


When we were not seeing patakhes on Diwalis and gulaals on
Holis
as air and noise polluting or allergic agents ...

The list can be endless ...
On the serious note I would like to summarize with ...
When we were using our hearts more than our brains, even for scientifically brainy activities like 'thinking' and 'deciding' ...
When we were crying and laughing more often, more openly and more sincerely ....
When we were enjoying our present more than worrying about our future ...
When being emotional was not synonymous to being weak ...
When sharing worries and happiness didn't mean getting vulnerable to the listener ...
When blacks and whites were the favorite colors instead of greys ...
When journeys also were important and not just the destinations ...
When life was a passenger's sleeper giving enough time and opportunity to enjoy the sceneries from its open and transparent glass windows instead of some
super fast's second ac with its curtained, closed and dark windows ...

I really miss them ... don't you?

7-11 Mumbai Blasts -Tuesday Terror

A letter to the Terrorist from INDIANS

Dear Terrorist,

Even if you are not reading this we don't care. Time and again you tried to disturb us and disrupt our life - killing innocent civilians by planting bombs in trains, buses and cars. You have tried hard to bring death and destruction, cause panic and fear and create communal disharmony but everytime you were disgustingly unsuccessful.

Do you know how we pass our life in Mumbai? How much it takes for us to earn that single rupee? If you wanted to give us a shock then we are sorry to say that you failed miserably in your ulterior motives. Better look elsewere, not here.

We are not Hindus and Muslims or Gujaratis and Marathis or Punjabis and Bengaliies. Nor do we distinguish ourselves as owners or workers, govt. employees or private employees. WE ARE MUMBAIKERS (Bombay-ites, if you like). We will not allow you to disrupt our life like this. On the last few occassions when you struck (including the 7 deadly blasts in a single day killing over 250 people and injuring 500+ in 1993), we went to work next day in full strength. This time we cleared everything within a few hours and were back to normal - the vendors placing their next order,
businessmen finalizing the next deals and the office workers rushing to catch the next train. (Yes the same train you targetted)

Fathom this: Within 3 hours of the blasts, long queues of blood donating volunteers were seen outside various hospital, where most of the injured were admitted. By 12 midnight, the hospital had to issue a notification that blood banks were full and they didn't require any more blood. The
next day, attendance at schools and office was close to 100%, trains & buses were packed to the brim, the crowds were back. The city has simply dusted itself off and moved on - perhaps with greater vigour.

We are Mumbaikers and we live like brothers in times like this. So, do not dare to threaten us with your crackers. The spirit of Mumbai is very strong and can not be harmed.

Please forward this to others. U never know, by chance it may come to hands of a terrorist and he can then read this message which is specially meant for him!!!

With Love,
From the people of Mumbai (Bombay) INDIA

When God Laughs?

When God Laughs?

1.God laughs when he see China exports swell to $782b and Indian exportslanguishing at $85b from $33b in 1996 yet Indian politicians and theirblind followers tell the world India shall over take all countries inGDP by 2050.
2.God laughs when Indian exports of electronics goods & transportequipment are just $1b & $4b annually i.e. 0.1% to 0.5% of theworld trade yet India claims to be an Industrial Power.
3. God laughs when a person who dont want to die, instead ofusing Sorbitrate that cost few paise is in his pocket, prays to the god to come down from heavens to save him.
4.God laughs when attacked by allergy instead of taking Avil tablet,which cost few paise buy tins of Chawanprash for whole family worth Rs.500 per month.
5. God laughs when government hires Win Chadda and Quotrochi to advise on defense procurement than itsown generals.
6.God laughs when Indian trains and fighter aircrafts crash every weekand government is happy in distributing a couple of lakhs rupees eachto the victims.
7. God laughs when qualified and capable persons are defeated in elections to unqualified criminals, corrupt and dishonest.
8. God laughs when 50% of Indians are hungry and starving yet political parties launch Shinning Campaign.
9.God laughs when 14,000 bank accounts are opened bearing same addressjust to facilitate allotment of IPO issue to an individual.
10.God laughs when Indian government with poverty everywhere incountryside, plan to transfer most of Himalaya waters in North of Indiato South of India even if farmers in Ganga basin dontget water for irrigation and unmindful of the fact that god deliverstwice more rains in TN than North Indian states.
11.God laughs when Ambanis are caught bribing the government every yearand even open regular exchanges to pass off international calls aslocals yet government approve more subsides and incentives to Ambaniseven as state owned companies are made to die.
12.God laughs when a person has septic wound in his bottom who does notapply Soframycin ointment costing Rs.10/- for a tube that last 2 yearsbut goes to a yogi to cure it.
13. God laughs when people are starving and hungry but the grains in government stores are rotting and eaten by rats and insects.
14. God laughs when people touch the feet of Pirated &Commercial god men and seek their blessings.
15. God laughs when people marry for Dowry and burn the bride for dowry.
16. God laughs when wives register fake criminal cases against all her in laws.
17. God laughs when children see rape stories and adult movies as universal on television.
18. God laughs when parents encourage children to participate in antakshri of cheap songs and dance to vulgar item numbers.
19. Godlaughs when Ganguli doesnt want to retire gracefully from cricket but insist on staying in the team in spite ofdeclined poor form and millions come on street to campaign for his inclusion in the team.
20. God laughs when people in India enjoy sports not by playing but watching on TV Sachin or Sehwag play cricket..
21. God laughs when eminent people on astrologers advise use back door for entry/exit.
22. God laughs when rivers are encroached by slums and builders and rainwater forms large lakes in residential colonies.
23.God laughs when for every bag of genuine seed, fertilizer &pesticide, 4 bags of spurious seeds, fertilizer and pesticides are soldto farmers.
24.God laughs when interest rates to buy Mercedes car is 5% but Auto-Taxioperators are charged 120% interest by money lenders and license tooperate Taxis cost 2-3 times cost of vehicles.
25.God laughs when Lok Sabha dismisses corrupt MPs and Supreme Court servenotice to the speaker of Lok Sabha on the petition by corrupt MPs.
26. God laughs when 2 liter bottle of Coke cost Rs.43/- but a liter of full cream milk cost only Rs.17/-.
27. God laughs when orchard owners get Rs. 4/- per kg for their annual Apple crop that is retailed in Delhi for Rs.40/- per kg.
28.God laughs when indigenous accurate electricity meters that last over25 years but cost Rs. 400/- each, BSES RIL buy Electronics meters fromChina that can be easily rigged to run fast for Rs. 2500/- each thatmay last few years.
29.God laughs when people build big houses with black money and use 5-10air conditioners but reversing the meters to show no consumption when50% of villages and over 80% of rural household have no light in theirhomes.
30. God laughs when people train their sons and daughters to be Commission Agent than scientist, doctor, engineer or inventor.
31. God laughs when parents of infant childrenappear for interview to get their children admitted to kindergartens.
32. God laughs when school bags of children weigh more than their body weight.
33. God laughs when schoolchildren get up at 6AM to go to school while their parents reach office at 11AM. (Even parliament sessions begin at 11AM)
34.God laughs when people build houses on 100% of plot area with basementsbut forget to build garages then buy many cars to be parked in front ofhomes of others and insist on parking it anywhere they please.
35. God laughs when in Punjab a bottleof locally brewed bear cost more than a bottle of country liquor.
36.God laughs when people have to reserve seats two months in advance fortravel in trains for even short to medium distance like Delhi to Agra /Ambala/Chandigarh .
37. God laughs when most often time required to buy reservation ticket in trains is more than the journey time.
38. God laughs whenair travel is cheaper than Rajdhani train.
39. Godlaughs when a person is required to explain his purpose to a Chaprasito meet a Minister or a Secretary or even a lowly class-II officer.
40. God laughs when MP is illiterate but his chaprasi is a graduate.
41. God laughs when state of Punjab is not connected by direct rail link to its capital Chandigarh that may cost $10 million.
42.God laughs when India run trains on worn out tracks that need urgentrepairs and cause derailments every week but plans new track parallelto it at huge cost.
43.God laughs when lowest value exports of iron ore and such minerals havetripled in few years blocking the ports and holding back important highvalue import and exportgoods for days.
44. God laughs when full payment is released in advance but not a grain of urea is shipped by the foreign exporter.
45. God laughs when bricks and stones areshipped in containers and export incentives are released to non-existing firms.
46. God laughs when earthlings claim they have direct link to the god.
47. God laughs when peoplesell their body and soul to their employers for life.
48. God laughs when people cook their food in Olive Oil and command others to grow Jatropa Oil to run their cars.
49. Godlaughs when holy Ganga is polluted with sewage and industrial waste and all efforts to clean it fail.
50. God laughs when people collect donations in the name of public service to enrich themselves.
51. God laughs when people go on padyatra after Phoolwati.
52. God laughs when people offer Direct To God service on earth.
53. God laughs when people grow Mango tree in their back yard but preach others to grow Jatropha.
54. Godlaughs when people to have mortgaged their soul to earthlings claim to have direct links with god.
55. God laughs when useless people dont want capable to succeed.
56. God laughs when dubious people rule and get undeserved honors and let S.K. Dubey die.
57. God laughs when people who are ready to stab others to please their masters.
58. God laughs when people mix Dalda in Desi Ghee.
59.God laughswhen godmen who live in posh air conditioned home, eat Cadburychocolate with nuts, basmati rice with imported dals, drink Nestle Milk& Bisleri Water, preach others simple living in huts, meal of bajreki roti in a day and drink polluted water and claim starving is goodfor health.
60. God laughs when godmen who sell truck loads of desi medicines to cure others rush to AIIMS hospital whenever they feel sick.
61.God laughs when nephew of an Indian prime ministers is thrown out of arunning train and he doesnt know of it for many days. Then someinnocent person is caught, tortured and made to confess the crime.
62. God laughs when reserved seats of medical doctors in train are forcibly occupied by trainee policemen who uponobjection by doctors teach them rule of law by throwing them out of running train.
63. God laughs when one of the poorest countries in per capita GDP imports most of the gold produced in the world.
64. God laughs when women wear gems & jewellery to night weddings and get robbed and killed.
65. God laughs when businessmen and women carry cash and jewellery in trains and make train robbery lucrative business.
66.God laughs when on mere suspicion of petty theft a teenage child ishung upside down from a tree but there is no similar punishment for topcheats who re-route international calls to cheat public sector telecomcompanies in $billions.
67. God laughs when Chief Minister is forced to resign on high court orders and his illiterate spouse is appointed CM instead.
68.God laughs when roads of poor quality are built just before monsoonrains only to develop big potholes within days of heavy rains.
69.God laughs when people are not given correct information of departureand arrival of trains and flights when they are invariably late.
70. God laughs when travel in overnight trains cost more than day trains.
71. God laughs when Rs. 1568 crores is granted to RIL last year alone for exporting petroleum productsthat neither earn any taxes to the government nor create any new employment.
72. God laughs when Mukesh Ambani father of corruption and unethical businesses is inducted in to IMM board in India .
73. God laughs when RIL operate many legal and hundreds of clandestine entities but are yet to take its first patent.
74. God laughs when bulk domestic tariffs approved for BSES Mumbai are substantially more than retail domestic tariff.
75.God laughs when combine harvested worlds best grains in Punjab arespread on the ground in procurement markets to be infected by insectson day one itself reducing its value and necessitating pest treatment.
76. Godlaughs when Mani Shankers over a year long diplomacy to bring Iran /Kazakhstan gas through 3000 km pipeline fails but RIL is allowed toHorde huge gas reserves in Krishna Godavari basin discovered for threeyears.
77. God laughs when people prefer Swiss Banks to Indian Banks to deposit money.
78.God laughs when to see off or receive an adult going to or returningfrom foreign country van loads or even busloads of relatives accompanyhim to the airport.
79.God laughs when mom and pop storeowners disguise as common customerstakeaway good percentage of merchandize for sale in departmental storesfor subsequent release in their retail stores.
80. God laughs when barricades for Republic Day parade in Delhi on Rajpath are erected and removed over 3-4 months period.
81. God laughs when young students in thousands are brought toDelhi for republic day parade weeks ahead of their final exams.
82.God laughs when Saudi Airlines and Khazakistan Airline jets flying inopposite directions are made to collide in mid air with high precisionin free airspace by air traffic controllers but courts find pilots ofairlines to be blind & responsible for crash.
83. God laughs when guilty enjoy freedomand some hired poor men under go jail sentence.
84. God laughs when witness turn hostile and BMW car becomes Tata truck.
85. God laughs when leaking trail of BMW leads to the residence of the offender and courts ignore physical evidence.
86. God laughs when run over injuries caused by a BMW and Tata truck are entirely different which courts also ignore.
87.God laughs when only BMW could have run at 150 kmph speed to silentlyapproach the barricades leaving no time for policemen to escape to 90kmph maximum speed of noisy Tata Truck.
88. Godlaughs when wheelbase of BMW and Tata truck are different, tire sizesand Tata truck has four rear tires but courts ignore it inspite of public criticism.
89.God laughs when to benefit food stall owners, passenger train onplatform is given green signal to move on to main line on which superfast express is rushing in at 120 kmph to hit it from behind.
90.God laughs when hardened criminals find jail as secure luxury hideoutto carry out their criminal activities in carefree and relaxed manner.
91. God laughs when home minister of India needs maximum security.
92.God laughs when a civil engineer Vinod Goel formed fake unknowncompanies, secured contracts to build four sections of NHAI, tookadvances of Rs.64 crores on the strength of forged bank guarantee anddisappeared even as late SK Dubey objected to this policy in memo to PMthat was leaked.
93. God laughs when policemen are largely engaged in collecting Hafta for their superiors than keep an eye onthieves, pickpockets, snatchers and molesters.
94.God laughs when Fire Service tenders arrive at fire site one hour afterthe call but carry no water in their tanks or hoses leak.
95.God laughs when on the advice of APJK, people in expression of deepestloyalty to India , uproot their Mango plantations and plant poisonousJatropha in place that no animal, bird or fishshall eats.
96.God laughs when public representatives call police district heads torelease criminals in police custody or register fake cases againstpolitical opponents.
97.God laughs when 50 seaters bus is operated on newly built broad gaugerail lines between Merta Road & Merta City in Rajasthan that blocknormal traffic for hours in a day at several placeson route every time it operates.
98. God laughs when cabinet ministers convert residential bungalowsallotted to them in to dairy farms.
99.God laughs when government aided four-story primary school withthatched roof enrolling over 500 children had only a narrow entrance,no playground catches fire and hundreds of children are burnt alive.
100. God laughs when government figures released and reported are mostly in percentage thanactual amount leaving the readers guessing.
101.God laughs when an Indian PM advocates drinking own urine as practicedby him to stay healthy and live long, which is purer & nutritiousthan municipal water.
102. Godlaughs when two youngsters force their way in to a private party at midnight, on not being served after closing hours shot the bar tender atpointblank range in the presence of over hundred celebrities including topcops, and walk away and police arrives when pool of blood was washedclean, all eyewitnesses claim they neither saw the shooters and heardthe gun shots and after 7 years court let the shooters free.
103. Godlaughs when migratory birds carrying avian flu virus die ontrees, infect poultry killing hundreds of birds but a hatchery paymoney to the farmers to quietly burry the dead birds or pack them ingunny bags & throw them on roadsides and government wakes up onlywhen some local newspaper carry the news of dead poultry birds.
104. God laughs when most new trains in India originate from Bihar for it has cheap labor to clean and service trains.
105.God laughs when a session judge in India is promoted to the High Courtof the State (Equivalent California Supreme Court) within three days ofletting off an accused who shot dead the victim in the presence fewhundred celebrities.
106.God laughs when bombs as lethal as hand grenades are made in homes ofJabalpur that retail for Rs.10/- only ($0.2) andpeople can buy it as easily as grocery and police is so used tohandling them that it count bombs on office tables of police stationwith bare hands.
107. Godlaughs when bar a girl is shot dead by son of a prominent politician atacelebrity party attended by hundreds of rich and famous includingcouple of servicing top policemen but police is called after 43 minutesafter cleaning the blood stains and changing pant and shirt of thevictim who is first taken to a private nursing home then to a distantprivate hospital when super specialty government hospital is just 5 kmon the main road. The victim is pronounced dead on arrival at thehospital and after 7 years court find no evidence to convict theaccused and accomplices.
108. Godlaughs when students toiling day and night to get 90%marks in exams has slim chance of admission to medical and engineeringcolleges but 50% of the seats are reserved for donation candidates whomay not get even 40% marks.
109.God laughs when faced with closure of poultry farms in view of bird flucases, agriculture minister eat chicken publicly and chicken farmersserve chicken curry free to promote chicken meat and eggs.
110. God laughs when people of average abilities even after retirement continue to get extensions clandestinely regularlydepriving promotions to younger and better qualified.
111.God laughs when government has no money to promote Indian inventors buthas budget of over $100b mostly spent on wages of its staff whospecialize in harassing public.
112.God laughs when most of $1b or so R&D budget is entirely consumedby government Scientists for discovering things or doing thingsalready known to the world for years.
113.God laughs when top executives who did little in their 35-40 yearsservice carrier are found to be indispensable by Indian government postretirement until crippled or recalled the god.
114.God laughs when a popularly yogi prescribes mixture of equal measure ofginger, lemon and onion juices as eye drops to cure shortsightedness.
115. God laughs when 65-80 yearsold leaders who did little in their prime years promise to make India a developed country by year 2020.
116.God laughs when Indian exports is merely $85 and imports $100 percapita but claims it shall overtake countries that have over $3000 percapita exports by 2050.
117. God laughs when Indian population has already crossed 115 crores or 1.15 billion but Indiacontinue to tell the world in most conferences to be a nation of 100 crore people.
118.God laughs when Doaba region of Punjab has three jewels Bhakra, Pongand Thein dams but waters of thesedams are not available to Doaba region for drinking or irrigationpurpose and electricity is provided for only 4-5 hours in a day.
119. Godlaughs when Pakistan , Haryana and Rajasthan are waterlogged fromexcessive irrigation but continue to get Indus waters flooding most oftheir command area.
120. God laughs when Punjab in India produces 15% of foodgrains but isallocated 1% of river waters of India .
121. God laughs when politicians eat grilled chicken publicly to dispel fears of bird flu but are not bothered by the riskto poultry labor or butchers or cooks.
122.God laughs when people can gulp marijuana in gallons in public but fortaking out of India a pouch of raw marijuana could land them in jail.
123.God laughs when politicians of notorious kind are protected by blackcats but public are to self-protect from rabid street dogs.
124.God laughs when a final law student stalks a lady class mate, rape andmurder her and his police officer father use his influence to derailthe process of law, is discharged by courts and is licensed to practicelaw.
125.God laughs when brides these days neither contributes economically tothe household, hire maids to do cleaning and washing chores, play rummyand tambola in the afternoon kitty party, breakfast is made by motherin law and dinner is ordered from hotel are not even willing to bear asingle child but are quick to send all her in laws to jail on dowrycharges.
126.God laughs when a respectable lady objecting to teasing of her daughterin law was shot in the neck in front of police headquarter in broaddaylight but policy effects first arrest after 28 days when the victimdied.
127. God laughs when Indian companies promoted gas explorationoff Myanmar coast but pipeline shall take the gas to China .
128.God laughs when Ambanis were caught red handed in the act of re-routinginternational calls as locals cheating state owned telecoms inthousands of crores but are let off with Rs. 100 crore penalty but a350 sq.yard. guest house owner who objects to Rs.4.5 lac bill isslapped theft case of Rs.20 lac instead (more than construction cost)and put in jail.
129. Godlaughs when criminals give list of their crimes registered with policethan achievements in public service in affidavits to electioncommission who allow them to contest elections and there is littlepolice action after they get elected.
130. God laughs when there is a university in the name of Rajiv Gandhi but his followers seek a seat in Harvard University .
131. Godlaughs when a law to be introduced in India shall prescribe nonbail-able 5 year term for slapping ones child but accused in murderconspiracy arereleased on bail in 24 hours.
132. Godlaughs when a corrupt magistrate issues arrest warrants in the name ofPresident, Prime Minister and Chief Justice Of India on the basis ofbogus documents which is widely practiced abuse of law to settle civildisputes.
133.Godlaughs when high fashion outfits that cost over $1000 come with loseand weak threads/ strings that fail on the ramp before TV cameras andbecome headline news for three days on all Indian channels who censoredthe exposed area but its MMS was out next day without censor.
134. Godlaughs when for medical entrance exams in Chennai, candidates scan the23 page question paper in 6 minutes, e.mail it to qualified team ofdoctors who solve the questions in 30 minutes and answers wereconveyed to the candidates who tick mark the answers and 27 candidatesfrom Chennai were selected for 100 seats in India .
135. Godlaughs when medical students of GTB Medical College and Hospital inDelhi dug up tents in the hospital compound and organize three nightsloud music party unmindful of the disturbance to over 500 patients whenroad vehicles outside cannot blow horn for 500 meters distance.
136. Godlaughs when Mumbai was drowned in floods caused by a drain called MithiRiver that runs through the heart of Mumbai due to clogging andencroachments is now dredged by dumping stinking toxic waste on roadsides along the river.
137. Godlaughs whenIndia is food deficit country farm trade deficit is about $3b and percapita food availability is the lowest in the world but is in theforefront in creating trouble at WTO negotiations.
138. Godlaughs when lawyers two factions of Bar Association Of Faridabad nearDelhi took out fire arms and shot 25 to 50 shots seriously injuringscores of lawyers.
139.Godlawyers when Chief Minister of Delhi claimed 0.2 million girls weretrained last year in Self Defense which is four times more than numberof Delhi Police strength.
140.God laughs when an unauthorized clinic surgically took out the kidneyof the patient on pretext of infusing blood in to the patient and thepatient dies but autopsy couldnt determine the cause of death.
141. Godlaughs when Delhi discoms collect regular bills but at times raiseinflated bills on challenge by consumer slap theft case and extortpenalties that are more than cost of construction of the buildings andsend consumers to jail.
142. Godlaughs when in Rajasthan school textbooks an article based on poetGopal Vyas informs Donkeys to be superior and more useful than Indianpoliticians.
143. God laughs when an Indian Prime Minister obliges his constituents by introducing 420Express that leave his constituency at 4:20 AM and return at 11:30 PM.
144. God laughs when Sikh Prime Minister brought up in Amritsar in Punjab is elected to the Rajya Sabha from Assam .
145. Godlaughs when ex. Chief Minister of Delhi and his followers sealed closedoffice of Municipal Corporation Of Delhi and threatened to seal theresidences of Supreme Court andHigh Court Judges.
146.God laughs when government expenditure on healthcare has slipped to0.9% of GDP compared to 16% in developed countries and doesnt allowdeductions for health care in income taxexcept for life threatening ailments like cancer or heart attacks butbusinessmen are allowed substantial deductions for travel andentertainment expenditure.
147. Godlaughs when government of India provides Uneven Playing Field forindustry, coined tax dodges by Business Standards, of Rs. 1,58,000Crores or $35b compared to $5b FDI.
148. God laughs when FDIlast fiscal was $6b, 85% of it was contributed by Mauritius .
149. God laughs when a barking dog Bhuri is shot in the eye survives but her 30 years old owner dies of shock followed by heartfailure.
150. God laughswhen in India friends of animals prevent capture of stray dogs andthere are pet dogs that bark and but no dog trainers to serve theirowners.
151.God laughs when large number of the legislatures of Bihar assembly sleeps during Governors address.
152. Godlaughs when through fake companies operators buys Rs.10/- share forRs.1/- and then jack up the share price to Rs.200 Rs. 300 over coupleof years and book the amount as long term capital gain that attract notax.
153.God laughs when few high fashion garments slipped during fashion show,the government of Maharashtra state generally indifferent to criticalissues like bird flu, power shortage, exploitation of farmers andfloods has ordered high power enquiry to investigate the cause of slipand confiscated the malfunctioning dresses for examination.
154.Godlaughs when high power enquiry overnight concluded there was noconspiracy in slip of model dresses and termed these as accidents butfail to notice model were not wearing undergarments.
155. Godlaughs when Maharashtra Government may introduce Ordinance or Bill inthe assembly to regulate fashion shows that will make it compulsory forModels to wear under garments and bureaucrats shall implement it andprevent future accidents.
156.God laughs when opposition leaders doubted the investigation completedin 16 hours in slipping of dresses case during a fashion show anddemanded reinvestigation.
157.God laughs when annual incremental increase in exports is only $21b andtoo due to low value added goods like jewelry or petroleum products yetthe government pat its back.
158.God laughs when Dr. Manmohan Singh led government announcedreservations for backward classes in private companies and all premierinstitutions sacrificing merit.
159.God laughs when government of India extends 50% reservation in privatecompanies and institutions of higher learning assuming as if peopleotherwise getting through were of any merit.
160.God laughs when government is happy promoting garment industries thatis growing at a rate of 25% assuming importing nations will needdressing up at ever increasing rate for ever.
161.God laughs when Delhi High Court fed up with failure of the MunicipalCorporation to keep roads free from stay cattle, asked public to catchstray cattle and get rewards of Rs. 2000/- for each cattle.
162.God laughs when Walmart revenue is $315b and there are over 20companies in the world that have more revenue than Indian annualexports of $101b yet Indian government feels proud of its achievements.
163. God laughs when Polyester chips are cleared by Indian customs as computer chips or potato chips to evade taxes.
164.God laughs when delay in release of export data is attributed to errorsin data forwarded by customs and commerce ministry need recheckingbefore data is released.
165.Godlaughs when a Prime Minister in democratic India couldnt get elected topeoples parliament called Lok Sabha from his real place of residence.
166. God laughs when government of India extends 50% reservation to private companies and even higher educational institutions.
167.God laughs when 50% seats in Private Science Technology, Medicine, Lawand Management Collegesare already set aside for Donation candidates and now 50% shall bereserved for backward castes- what shall be the merit and credibilityof our institutions of higher learning?
168. God laughswhen there is no reservation at primary and secondary school level andmillions of children prepare to get admission in institutions of higherstudies on merit but discover 50% or more seats go to DonationCandidates & Now Reserved For Backward Caste.
169. God laughs when mediocre politicians coin policies that ignore merit, dont value merit.
170. God laughs when name of a person determines his status in society not his knowledge or character or caliber or skills.
171. God laughs when politicians who introducereservation policy to bring equality send their mediocre children to foreign universitiesand dont marry their sons and daughters in backward caste families.
172. Godlaughs when politicians solicit votes on caste lines and think ofbackward caste just before elections and do nothing after getting theirvotes.
173. God laughs when government desires 50% reservation in private companies but only at shop floor worker level not inmanagement.
174. God laughs when Bihar government unableto provide health care to its people appoints Ram Dev to presicribeYoga treatment for all ailments including cancer and AIDS.
175.God laughs when Bina Ramanis, prime witness in Jessica Lal murder casewas cross examined three years after the murder in the presence of mainaccused with 13 topcriminal lawyers, 9 co-accused and crowd of hostile press and only apublic prosecutor was assisting her.
176. God laughs when the casualty figures in BrandIndia Exhibition fire quoted by press is 45 that may go up to 100 but opposition leader quoted the figure of 500.
177. God laughs whenfire tenders arrived in 30 minutes after the fire had completelyengulfed the entire exhibition area and most tenders were in badcondition and water pressure was too inadequate to even reach the firezone.
178.God laughs whenit was public that was carrying the fire hoses to the fire zone andnone of firemen were equipped to fight fire like gas masks, not evenhelmets and fire axe.
179.God laugh when large exhibition area had only one common entrance andexit that trapped the public in the inferno learning nothing fromsimilar incidences at banquet halls and schools etc. This againreflects poorgovernance.
180.God laughs when Swiss Knifes could have cut open tents in seconds atdifferent places releasing the ill-fated consumers at Brand IndiaExhibition providing quick exits.
181.God laughs when electric and electronics gadgets are sold incombustible tents than regular shops and malls that also provide aftersales service.
182.God laughs when in India fire tenders are effectively used to disperserallies and demonstrations but reach mishaps sites after the fire hascaused most of the damage often without water.
182. God laughs when victims of fire tragedy who escaped death but now fight cockroaches in burn wards of Delhi hospitals.
184. God laughs when state administration deployed bulldozers at midnight hours without carrying out any crime sceneinvestigation to clean up the dead to save the cost of their cremation and avoid payment of compensation.
185. God laughs when state government orders judicial inquiry after Bulldozing the evidence.
186.God laughs when Bollywood filmmakers glorify and justify murder ofcriminals even in court itself by film heroes but when their sonconvicted and jailed, film producerclaim he should not have been in jail for a single day even as his sonavoided conviction for several criminal cases.
187. Godlaughs when mother of a film hero collapses on the very first day herson is put in jail but experience no such shock when her son crusheshomeless sleeping on roadside and in films kill scores of baddies or istortured to death.
188.God laughs when first assignment of elite IAS on joining service is SDMposting that put entire district administration under his control likehea