When God Laughs?

When God Laughs?

1.God laughs when he see China exports swell to $782b and Indian exportslanguishing at $85b from $33b in 1996 yet Indian politicians and theirblind followers tell the world India shall over take all countries inGDP by 2050.
2.God laughs when Indian exports of electronics goods & transportequipment are just $1b & $4b annually i.e. 0.1% to 0.5% of theworld trade yet India claims to be an Industrial Power.
3. God laughs when a person who dont want to die, instead ofusing Sorbitrate that cost few paise is in his pocket, prays to the god to come down from heavens to save him.
4.God laughs when attacked by allergy instead of taking Avil tablet,which cost few paise buy tins of Chawanprash for whole family worth Rs.500 per month.
5. God laughs when government hires Win Chadda and Quotrochi to advise on defense procurement than itsown generals.
6.God laughs when Indian trains and fighter aircrafts crash every weekand government is happy in distributing a couple of lakhs rupees eachto the victims.
7. God laughs when qualified and capable persons are defeated in elections to unqualified criminals, corrupt and dishonest.
8. God laughs when 50% of Indians are hungry and starving yet political parties launch Shinning Campaign.
9.God laughs when 14,000 bank accounts are opened bearing same addressjust to facilitate allotment of IPO issue to an individual.
10.God laughs when Indian government with poverty everywhere incountryside, plan to transfer most of Himalaya waters in North of Indiato South of India even if farmers in Ganga basin dontget water for irrigation and unmindful of the fact that god deliverstwice more rains in TN than North Indian states.
11.God laughs when Ambanis are caught bribing the government every yearand even open regular exchanges to pass off international calls aslocals yet government approve more subsides and incentives to Ambaniseven as state owned companies are made to die.
12.God laughs when a person has septic wound in his bottom who does notapply Soframycin ointment costing Rs.10/- for a tube that last 2 yearsbut goes to a yogi to cure it.
13. God laughs when people are starving and hungry but the grains in government stores are rotting and eaten by rats and insects.
14. God laughs when people touch the feet of Pirated &Commercial god men and seek their blessings.
15. God laughs when people marry for Dowry and burn the bride for dowry.
16. God laughs when wives register fake criminal cases against all her in laws.
17. God laughs when children see rape stories and adult movies as universal on television.
18. God laughs when parents encourage children to participate in antakshri of cheap songs and dance to vulgar item numbers.
19. Godlaughs when Ganguli doesnt want to retire gracefully from cricket but insist on staying in the team in spite ofdeclined poor form and millions come on street to campaign for his inclusion in the team.
20. God laughs when people in India enjoy sports not by playing but watching on TV Sachin or Sehwag play cricket..
21. God laughs when eminent people on astrologers advise use back door for entry/exit.
22. God laughs when rivers are encroached by slums and builders and rainwater forms large lakes in residential colonies.
23.God laughs when for every bag of genuine seed, fertilizer &pesticide, 4 bags of spurious seeds, fertilizer and pesticides are soldto farmers.
24.God laughs when interest rates to buy Mercedes car is 5% but Auto-Taxioperators are charged 120% interest by money lenders and license tooperate Taxis cost 2-3 times cost of vehicles.
25.God laughs when Lok Sabha dismisses corrupt MPs and Supreme Court servenotice to the speaker of Lok Sabha on the petition by corrupt MPs.
26. God laughs when 2 liter bottle of Coke cost Rs.43/- but a liter of full cream milk cost only Rs.17/-.
27. God laughs when orchard owners get Rs. 4/- per kg for their annual Apple crop that is retailed in Delhi for Rs.40/- per kg.
28.God laughs when indigenous accurate electricity meters that last over25 years but cost Rs. 400/- each, BSES RIL buy Electronics meters fromChina that can be easily rigged to run fast for Rs. 2500/- each thatmay last few years.
29.God laughs when people build big houses with black money and use 5-10air conditioners but reversing the meters to show no consumption when50% of villages and over 80% of rural household have no light in theirhomes.
30. God laughs when people train their sons and daughters to be Commission Agent than scientist, doctor, engineer or inventor.
31. God laughs when parents of infant childrenappear for interview to get their children admitted to kindergartens.
32. God laughs when school bags of children weigh more than their body weight.
33. God laughs when schoolchildren get up at 6AM to go to school while their parents reach office at 11AM. (Even parliament sessions begin at 11AM)
34.God laughs when people build houses on 100% of plot area with basementsbut forget to build garages then buy many cars to be parked in front ofhomes of others and insist on parking it anywhere they please.
35. God laughs when in Punjab a bottleof locally brewed bear cost more than a bottle of country liquor.
36.God laughs when people have to reserve seats two months in advance fortravel in trains for even short to medium distance like Delhi to Agra /Ambala/Chandigarh .
37. God laughs when most often time required to buy reservation ticket in trains is more than the journey time.
38. God laughs whenair travel is cheaper than Rajdhani train.
39. Godlaughs when a person is required to explain his purpose to a Chaprasito meet a Minister or a Secretary or even a lowly class-II officer.
40. God laughs when MP is illiterate but his chaprasi is a graduate.
41. God laughs when state of Punjab is not connected by direct rail link to its capital Chandigarh that may cost $10 million.
42.God laughs when India run trains on worn out tracks that need urgentrepairs and cause derailments every week but plans new track parallelto it at huge cost.
43.God laughs when lowest value exports of iron ore and such minerals havetripled in few years blocking the ports and holding back important highvalue import and exportgoods for days.
44. God laughs when full payment is released in advance but not a grain of urea is shipped by the foreign exporter.
45. God laughs when bricks and stones areshipped in containers and export incentives are released to non-existing firms.
46. God laughs when earthlings claim they have direct link to the god.
47. God laughs when peoplesell their body and soul to their employers for life.
48. God laughs when people cook their food in Olive Oil and command others to grow Jatropa Oil to run their cars.
49. Godlaughs when holy Ganga is polluted with sewage and industrial waste and all efforts to clean it fail.
50. God laughs when people collect donations in the name of public service to enrich themselves.
51. God laughs when people go on padyatra after Phoolwati.
52. God laughs when people offer Direct To God service on earth.
53. God laughs when people grow Mango tree in their back yard but preach others to grow Jatropha.
54. Godlaughs when people to have mortgaged their soul to earthlings claim to have direct links with god.
55. God laughs when useless people dont want capable to succeed.
56. God laughs when dubious people rule and get undeserved honors and let S.K. Dubey die.
57. God laughs when people who are ready to stab others to please their masters.
58. God laughs when people mix Dalda in Desi Ghee.
59.God laughswhen godmen who live in posh air conditioned home, eat Cadburychocolate with nuts, basmati rice with imported dals, drink Nestle Milk& Bisleri Water, preach others simple living in huts, meal of bajreki roti in a day and drink polluted water and claim starving is goodfor health.
60. God laughs when godmen who sell truck loads of desi medicines to cure others rush to AIIMS hospital whenever they feel sick.
61.God laughs when nephew of an Indian prime ministers is thrown out of arunning train and he doesnt know of it for many days. Then someinnocent person is caught, tortured and made to confess the crime.
62. God laughs when reserved seats of medical doctors in train are forcibly occupied by trainee policemen who uponobjection by doctors teach them rule of law by throwing them out of running train.
63. God laughs when one of the poorest countries in per capita GDP imports most of the gold produced in the world.
64. God laughs when women wear gems & jewellery to night weddings and get robbed and killed.
65. God laughs when businessmen and women carry cash and jewellery in trains and make train robbery lucrative business.
66.God laughs when on mere suspicion of petty theft a teenage child ishung upside down from a tree but there is no similar punishment for topcheats who re-route international calls to cheat public sector telecomcompanies in $billions.
67. God laughs when Chief Minister is forced to resign on high court orders and his illiterate spouse is appointed CM instead.
68.God laughs when roads of poor quality are built just before monsoonrains only to develop big potholes within days of heavy rains.
69.God laughs when people are not given correct information of departureand arrival of trains and flights when they are invariably late.
70. God laughs when travel in overnight trains cost more than day trains.
71. God laughs when Rs. 1568 crores is granted to RIL last year alone for exporting petroleum productsthat neither earn any taxes to the government nor create any new employment.
72. God laughs when Mukesh Ambani father of corruption and unethical businesses is inducted in to IMM board in India .
73. God laughs when RIL operate many legal and hundreds of clandestine entities but are yet to take its first patent.
74. God laughs when bulk domestic tariffs approved for BSES Mumbai are substantially more than retail domestic tariff.
75.God laughs when combine harvested worlds best grains in Punjab arespread on the ground in procurement markets to be infected by insectson day one itself reducing its value and necessitating pest treatment.
76. Godlaughs when Mani Shankers over a year long diplomacy to bring Iran /Kazakhstan gas through 3000 km pipeline fails but RIL is allowed toHorde huge gas reserves in Krishna Godavari basin discovered for threeyears.
77. God laughs when people prefer Swiss Banks to Indian Banks to deposit money.
78.God laughs when to see off or receive an adult going to or returningfrom foreign country van loads or even busloads of relatives accompanyhim to the airport.
79.God laughs when mom and pop storeowners disguise as common customerstakeaway good percentage of merchandize for sale in departmental storesfor subsequent release in their retail stores.
80. God laughs when barricades for Republic Day parade in Delhi on Rajpath are erected and removed over 3-4 months period.
81. God laughs when young students in thousands are brought toDelhi for republic day parade weeks ahead of their final exams.
82.God laughs when Saudi Airlines and Khazakistan Airline jets flying inopposite directions are made to collide in mid air with high precisionin free airspace by air traffic controllers but courts find pilots ofairlines to be blind & responsible for crash.
83. God laughs when guilty enjoy freedomand some hired poor men under go jail sentence.
84. God laughs when witness turn hostile and BMW car becomes Tata truck.
85. God laughs when leaking trail of BMW leads to the residence of the offender and courts ignore physical evidence.
86. God laughs when run over injuries caused by a BMW and Tata truck are entirely different which courts also ignore.
87.God laughs when only BMW could have run at 150 kmph speed to silentlyapproach the barricades leaving no time for policemen to escape to 90kmph maximum speed of noisy Tata Truck.
88. Godlaughs when wheelbase of BMW and Tata truck are different, tire sizesand Tata truck has four rear tires but courts ignore it inspite of public criticism.
89.God laughs when to benefit food stall owners, passenger train onplatform is given green signal to move on to main line on which superfast express is rushing in at 120 kmph to hit it from behind.
90.God laughs when hardened criminals find jail as secure luxury hideoutto carry out their criminal activities in carefree and relaxed manner.
91. God laughs when home minister of India needs maximum security.
92.God laughs when a civil engineer Vinod Goel formed fake unknowncompanies, secured contracts to build four sections of NHAI, tookadvances of Rs.64 crores on the strength of forged bank guarantee anddisappeared even as late SK Dubey objected to this policy in memo to PMthat was leaked.
93. God laughs when policemen are largely engaged in collecting Hafta for their superiors than keep an eye onthieves, pickpockets, snatchers and molesters.
94.God laughs when Fire Service tenders arrive at fire site one hour afterthe call but carry no water in their tanks or hoses leak.
95.God laughs when on the advice of APJK, people in expression of deepestloyalty to India , uproot their Mango plantations and plant poisonousJatropha in place that no animal, bird or fishshall eats.
96.God laughs when public representatives call police district heads torelease criminals in police custody or register fake cases againstpolitical opponents.
97.God laughs when 50 seaters bus is operated on newly built broad gaugerail lines between Merta Road & Merta City in Rajasthan that blocknormal traffic for hours in a day at several placeson route every time it operates.
98. God laughs when cabinet ministers convert residential bungalowsallotted to them in to dairy farms.
99.God laughs when government aided four-story primary school withthatched roof enrolling over 500 children had only a narrow entrance,no playground catches fire and hundreds of children are burnt alive.
100. God laughs when government figures released and reported are mostly in percentage thanactual amount leaving the readers guessing.
101.God laughs when an Indian PM advocates drinking own urine as practicedby him to stay healthy and live long, which is purer & nutritiousthan municipal water.
102. Godlaughs when two youngsters force their way in to a private party at midnight, on not being served after closing hours shot the bar tender atpointblank range in the presence of over hundred celebrities including topcops, and walk away and police arrives when pool of blood was washedclean, all eyewitnesses claim they neither saw the shooters and heardthe gun shots and after 7 years court let the shooters free.
103. Godlaughs when migratory birds carrying avian flu virus die ontrees, infect poultry killing hundreds of birds but a hatchery paymoney to the farmers to quietly burry the dead birds or pack them ingunny bags & throw them on roadsides and government wakes up onlywhen some local newspaper carry the news of dead poultry birds.
104. God laughs when most new trains in India originate from Bihar for it has cheap labor to clean and service trains.
105.God laughs when a session judge in India is promoted to the High Courtof the State (Equivalent California Supreme Court) within three days ofletting off an accused who shot dead the victim in the presence fewhundred celebrities.
106.God laughs when bombs as lethal as hand grenades are made in homes ofJabalpur that retail for Rs.10/- only ($0.2) andpeople can buy it as easily as grocery and police is so used tohandling them that it count bombs on office tables of police stationwith bare hands.
107. Godlaughs when bar a girl is shot dead by son of a prominent politician atacelebrity party attended by hundreds of rich and famous includingcouple of servicing top policemen but police is called after 43 minutesafter cleaning the blood stains and changing pant and shirt of thevictim who is first taken to a private nursing home then to a distantprivate hospital when super specialty government hospital is just 5 kmon the main road. The victim is pronounced dead on arrival at thehospital and after 7 years court find no evidence to convict theaccused and accomplices.
108. Godlaughs when students toiling day and night to get 90%marks in exams has slim chance of admission to medical and engineeringcolleges but 50% of the seats are reserved for donation candidates whomay not get even 40% marks.
109.God laughs when faced with closure of poultry farms in view of bird flucases, agriculture minister eat chicken publicly and chicken farmersserve chicken curry free to promote chicken meat and eggs.
110. God laughs when people of average abilities even after retirement continue to get extensions clandestinely regularlydepriving promotions to younger and better qualified.
111.God laughs when government has no money to promote Indian inventors buthas budget of over $100b mostly spent on wages of its staff whospecialize in harassing public.
112.God laughs when most of $1b or so R&D budget is entirely consumedby government Scientists for discovering things or doing thingsalready known to the world for years.
113.God laughs when top executives who did little in their 35-40 yearsservice carrier are found to be indispensable by Indian government postretirement until crippled or recalled the god.
114.God laughs when a popularly yogi prescribes mixture of equal measure ofginger, lemon and onion juices as eye drops to cure shortsightedness.
115. God laughs when 65-80 yearsold leaders who did little in their prime years promise to make India a developed country by year 2020.
116.God laughs when Indian exports is merely $85 and imports $100 percapita but claims it shall overtake countries that have over $3000 percapita exports by 2050.
117. God laughs when Indian population has already crossed 115 crores or 1.15 billion but Indiacontinue to tell the world in most conferences to be a nation of 100 crore people.
118.God laughs when Doaba region of Punjab has three jewels Bhakra, Pongand Thein dams but waters of thesedams are not available to Doaba region for drinking or irrigationpurpose and electricity is provided for only 4-5 hours in a day.
119. Godlaughs when Pakistan , Haryana and Rajasthan are waterlogged fromexcessive irrigation but continue to get Indus waters flooding most oftheir command area.
120. God laughs when Punjab in India produces 15% of foodgrains but isallocated 1% of river waters of India .
121. God laughs when politicians eat grilled chicken publicly to dispel fears of bird flu but are not bothered by the riskto poultry labor or butchers or cooks.
122.God laughs when people can gulp marijuana in gallons in public but fortaking out of India a pouch of raw marijuana could land them in jail.
123.God laughs when politicians of notorious kind are protected by blackcats but public are to self-protect from rabid street dogs.
124.God laughs when a final law student stalks a lady class mate, rape andmurder her and his police officer father use his influence to derailthe process of law, is discharged by courts and is licensed to practicelaw.
125.God laughs when brides these days neither contributes economically tothe household, hire maids to do cleaning and washing chores, play rummyand tambola in the afternoon kitty party, breakfast is made by motherin law and dinner is ordered from hotel are not even willing to bear asingle child but are quick to send all her in laws to jail on dowrycharges.
126.God laughs when a respectable lady objecting to teasing of her daughterin law was shot in the neck in front of police headquarter in broaddaylight but policy effects first arrest after 28 days when the victimdied.
127. God laughs when Indian companies promoted gas explorationoff Myanmar coast but pipeline shall take the gas to China .
128.God laughs when Ambanis were caught red handed in the act of re-routinginternational calls as locals cheating state owned telecoms inthousands of crores but are let off with Rs. 100 crore penalty but a350 sq.yard. guest house owner who objects to Rs.4.5 lac bill isslapped theft case of Rs.20 lac instead (more than construction cost)and put in jail.
129. Godlaughs when criminals give list of their crimes registered with policethan achievements in public service in affidavits to electioncommission who allow them to contest elections and there is littlepolice action after they get elected.
130. God laughs when there is a university in the name of Rajiv Gandhi but his followers seek a seat in Harvard University .
131. Godlaughs when a law to be introduced in India shall prescribe nonbail-able 5 year term for slapping ones child but accused in murderconspiracy arereleased on bail in 24 hours.
132. Godlaughs when a corrupt magistrate issues arrest warrants in the name ofPresident, Prime Minister and Chief Justice Of India on the basis ofbogus documents which is widely practiced abuse of law to settle civildisputes.
133.Godlaughs when high fashion outfits that cost over $1000 come with loseand weak threads/ strings that fail on the ramp before TV cameras andbecome headline news for three days on all Indian channels who censoredthe exposed area but its MMS was out next day without censor.
134. Godlaughs when for medical entrance exams in Chennai, candidates scan the23 page question paper in 6 minutes, e.mail it to qualified team ofdoctors who solve the questions in 30 minutes and answers wereconveyed to the candidates who tick mark the answers and 27 candidatesfrom Chennai were selected for 100 seats in India .
135. Godlaughs when medical students of GTB Medical College and Hospital inDelhi dug up tents in the hospital compound and organize three nightsloud music party unmindful of the disturbance to over 500 patients whenroad vehicles outside cannot blow horn for 500 meters distance.
136. Godlaughs when Mumbai was drowned in floods caused by a drain called MithiRiver that runs through the heart of Mumbai due to clogging andencroachments is now dredged by dumping stinking toxic waste on roadsides along the river.
137. Godlaughs whenIndia is food deficit country farm trade deficit is about $3b and percapita food availability is the lowest in the world but is in theforefront in creating trouble at WTO negotiations.
138. Godlaughs when lawyers two factions of Bar Association Of Faridabad nearDelhi took out fire arms and shot 25 to 50 shots seriously injuringscores of lawyers.
139.Godlawyers when Chief Minister of Delhi claimed 0.2 million girls weretrained last year in Self Defense which is four times more than numberof Delhi Police strength.
140.God laughs when an unauthorized clinic surgically took out the kidneyof the patient on pretext of infusing blood in to the patient and thepatient dies but autopsy couldnt determine the cause of death.
141. Godlaughs when Delhi discoms collect regular bills but at times raiseinflated bills on challenge by consumer slap theft case and extortpenalties that are more than cost of construction of the buildings andsend consumers to jail.
142. Godlaughs when in Rajasthan school textbooks an article based on poetGopal Vyas informs Donkeys to be superior and more useful than Indianpoliticians.
143. God laughs when an Indian Prime Minister obliges his constituents by introducing 420Express that leave his constituency at 4:20 AM and return at 11:30 PM.
144. God laughs when Sikh Prime Minister brought up in Amritsar in Punjab is elected to the Rajya Sabha from Assam .
145. Godlaughs when ex. Chief Minister of Delhi and his followers sealed closedoffice of Municipal Corporation Of Delhi and threatened to seal theresidences of Supreme Court andHigh Court Judges.
146.God laughs when government expenditure on healthcare has slipped to0.9% of GDP compared to 16% in developed countries and doesnt allowdeductions for health care in income taxexcept for life threatening ailments like cancer or heart attacks butbusinessmen are allowed substantial deductions for travel andentertainment expenditure.
147. Godlaughs when government of India provides Uneven Playing Field forindustry, coined tax dodges by Business Standards, of Rs. 1,58,000Crores or $35b compared to $5b FDI.
148. God laughs when FDIlast fiscal was $6b, 85% of it was contributed by Mauritius .
149. God laughs when a barking dog Bhuri is shot in the eye survives but her 30 years old owner dies of shock followed by heartfailure.
150. God laughswhen in India friends of animals prevent capture of stray dogs andthere are pet dogs that bark and but no dog trainers to serve theirowners.
151.God laughs when large number of the legislatures of Bihar assembly sleeps during Governors address.
152. Godlaughs when through fake companies operators buys Rs.10/- share forRs.1/- and then jack up the share price to Rs.200 Rs. 300 over coupleof years and book the amount as long term capital gain that attract notax.
153.God laughs when few high fashion garments slipped during fashion show,the government of Maharashtra state generally indifferent to criticalissues like bird flu, power shortage, exploitation of farmers andfloods has ordered high power enquiry to investigate the cause of slipand confiscated the malfunctioning dresses for examination.
154.Godlaughs when high power enquiry overnight concluded there was noconspiracy in slip of model dresses and termed these as accidents butfail to notice model were not wearing undergarments.
155. Godlaughs when Maharashtra Government may introduce Ordinance or Bill inthe assembly to regulate fashion shows that will make it compulsory forModels to wear under garments and bureaucrats shall implement it andprevent future accidents.
156.God laughs when opposition leaders doubted the investigation completedin 16 hours in slipping of dresses case during a fashion show anddemanded reinvestigation.
157.God laughs when annual incremental increase in exports is only $21b andtoo due to low value added goods like jewelry or petroleum products yetthe government pat its back.
158.God laughs when Dr. Manmohan Singh led government announcedreservations for backward classes in private companies and all premierinstitutions sacrificing merit.
159.God laughs when government of India extends 50% reservation in privatecompanies and institutions of higher learning assuming as if peopleotherwise getting through were of any merit.
160.God laughs when government is happy promoting garment industries thatis growing at a rate of 25% assuming importing nations will needdressing up at ever increasing rate for ever.
161.God laughs when Delhi High Court fed up with failure of the MunicipalCorporation to keep roads free from stay cattle, asked public to catchstray cattle and get rewards of Rs. 2000/- for each cattle.
162.God laughs when Walmart revenue is $315b and there are over 20companies in the world that have more revenue than Indian annualexports of $101b yet Indian government feels proud of its achievements.
163. God laughs when Polyester chips are cleared by Indian customs as computer chips or potato chips to evade taxes.
164.God laughs when delay in release of export data is attributed to errorsin data forwarded by customs and commerce ministry need recheckingbefore data is released.
165.Godlaughs when a Prime Minister in democratic India couldnt get elected topeoples parliament called Lok Sabha from his real place of residence.
166. God laughs when government of India extends 50% reservation to private companies and even higher educational institutions.
167.God laughs when 50% seats in Private Science Technology, Medicine, Lawand Management Collegesare already set aside for Donation candidates and now 50% shall bereserved for backward castes- what shall be the merit and credibilityof our institutions of higher learning?
168. God laughswhen there is no reservation at primary and secondary school level andmillions of children prepare to get admission in institutions of higherstudies on merit but discover 50% or more seats go to DonationCandidates & Now Reserved For Backward Caste.
169. God laughs when mediocre politicians coin policies that ignore merit, dont value merit.
170. God laughs when name of a person determines his status in society not his knowledge or character or caliber or skills.
171. God laughs when politicians who introducereservation policy to bring equality send their mediocre children to foreign universitiesand dont marry their sons and daughters in backward caste families.
172. Godlaughs when politicians solicit votes on caste lines and think ofbackward caste just before elections and do nothing after getting theirvotes.
173. God laughs when government desires 50% reservation in private companies but only at shop floor worker level not inmanagement.
174. God laughs when Bihar government unableto provide health care to its people appoints Ram Dev to presicribeYoga treatment for all ailments including cancer and AIDS.
175.God laughs when Bina Ramanis, prime witness in Jessica Lal murder casewas cross examined three years after the murder in the presence of mainaccused with 13 topcriminal lawyers, 9 co-accused and crowd of hostile press and only apublic prosecutor was assisting her.
176. God laughs when the casualty figures in BrandIndia Exhibition fire quoted by press is 45 that may go up to 100 but opposition leader quoted the figure of 500.
177. God laughs whenfire tenders arrived in 30 minutes after the fire had completelyengulfed the entire exhibition area and most tenders were in badcondition and water pressure was too inadequate to even reach the firezone.
178.God laughs whenit was public that was carrying the fire hoses to the fire zone andnone of firemen were equipped to fight fire like gas masks, not evenhelmets and fire axe.
179.God laugh when large exhibition area had only one common entrance andexit that trapped the public in the inferno learning nothing fromsimilar incidences at banquet halls and schools etc. This againreflects poorgovernance.
180.God laughs when Swiss Knifes could have cut open tents in seconds atdifferent places releasing the ill-fated consumers at Brand IndiaExhibition providing quick exits.
181.God laughs when electric and electronics gadgets are sold incombustible tents than regular shops and malls that also provide aftersales service.
182.God laughs when in India fire tenders are effectively used to disperserallies and demonstrations but reach mishaps sites after the fire hascaused most of the damage often without water.
182. God laughs when victims of fire tragedy who escaped death but now fight cockroaches in burn wards of Delhi hospitals.
184. God laughs when state administration deployed bulldozers at midnight hours without carrying out any crime sceneinvestigation to clean up the dead to save the cost of their cremation and avoid payment of compensation.
185. God laughs when state government orders judicial inquiry after Bulldozing the evidence.
186.God laughs when Bollywood filmmakers glorify and justify murder ofcriminals even in court itself by film heroes but when their sonconvicted and jailed, film producerclaim he should not have been in jail for a single day even as his sonavoided conviction for several criminal cases.
187. Godlaughs when mother of a film hero collapses on the very first day herson is put in jail but experience no such shock when her son crusheshomeless sleeping on roadside and in films kill scores of baddies or istortured to death.
188.God laughs when first assignment of elite IAS on joining service is SDMposting that put entire district administration under his control likehea